1. 8 Mile
Guess - Eminem stars in a cheaper remake of Memento?
Reality - Pill poppin Eminem schools a bunch of black folks.
2. The Da Vinci Code
Guess - Tom Hanks and his awful haircut refuse to meet you eyeline? (The proof is there)
SEE!? |
Reality - Tom Hanks uncovers ancient mysteries... With his awful haircut.
3. Legally Blonde 2
Guess - No dogs are allowed in the Capitol. But she's ok with that?
Reality - I have no idea. I didn't watch it. Did you?
4. Knocked Up
Guess - Awkward Jewish guys?
Reality - Hey I was right!
5. The Matrix Reloaded
Guess - Finally leather trench coats become fashionable on Wall Street?
Reality - Much cooler than you could ever imagine.
I told you. |
6. Runaway Bride
Guess - Julia Roberts decides to run a 5k. Also she brought her grandfather to watch?
Reality - OH MY GOD THATS GROSS!
Have your eyes puked yet? |
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