Friday, November 11, 2011

But the cover says different.

The cover to a DVD is extremely important. It gives the viewer a glance into what the whole movie will be about. Well thankfully some movies have done this terribly, but as LeVar Burton would say, "Don't take my word for it." Let's have a look.

1. 8 Mile
Guess - Eminem stars in a cheaper remake of Memento?
Reality - Pill poppin Eminem schools a bunch of black folks.

2. The Da Vinci Code
Guess - Tom Hanks and his awful haircut refuse to meet you eyeline? (The proof is there)
SEE!?
Reality - Tom Hanks uncovers ancient mysteries... With his awful haircut.

3. Legally Blonde 2
Guess - No dogs are allowed in the Capitol. But she's ok with that?
Reality - I have no idea. I didn't watch it. Did you?

4. Knocked Up
Guess - Awkward Jewish guys?
Reality - Hey I was right!

5. The Matrix Reloaded
Guess - Finally leather trench coats become fashionable on Wall Street?
Reality - Much cooler than you could ever imagine.
I told you.


6. Runaway Bride
Guess - Julia Roberts decides to run a 5k. Also she brought her grandfather to watch?
Reality - OH MY GOD THATS GROSS!
Have your eyes puked yet?


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