Convincing Arguments for 9 of the Worst Things in the World

1. Drugs
Would you like to lose a few pounds..... and your children? If so then barbiturates are for you.

2. Killing
Overpopulation is a serious problem. Take it into your own hands and give murder a shot. It may just help.

3. Cheating
There are far too many lonely wonderful people out there who just want to be loved. When you think about it that way does adultery really sound that bad?

4.STD's
You've been dodging that routine doctors appointment for way too long. That mysterious itch is exactly what's going to get you in there.

5. Putting the Empty Cereal Box Back
I'm sure everyone would like to know what cereal we DID have.

6. Laziness
Save your energy for when there is actually something important to do.

7. Envy
I'm actually having a little trouble focusing right now. I'm so envious of the kid with the gameboy next to me I can hardly see straight. I feel dizzy... But uh, dizziness is fun. I mean, why do you think little kids spin around in circles until they drop. Envy: try it.

8. A Faulty Fire Alarm
Who cares if it's three in the morning. There's probably a fire somewhere.

9. Pride
A 97% is definitely better than an 89% on that English test. Of course he should take your tray up! What's wrong with having a little pride in your work?

But the cover says different.

The cover to a DVD is extremely important. It gives the viewer a glance into what the whole movie will be about. Well thankfully some movies have done this terribly, but as LeVar Burton would say, "Don't take my word for it." Let's have a look.

1. 8 Mile

Guess - Eminem stars in a cheaper remake of Memento?

Reality - Pill poppin Eminem schools a bunch of black folks.

2. The Da Vinci Code

Guess - Tom Hanks and his awful haircut refuse to meet you eyeline? (The proof is there)

SEE!?

Reality - Tom Hanks uncovers ancient mysteries... With his awful haircut.

3. Legally Blonde 2

Guess - No dogs are allowed in the Capitol. But she's ok with that?

Reality - I have no idea. I didn't watch it. Did you?

4. Knocked Up

Guess - Awkward Jewish guys?

Reality - Hey I was right!

5. The Matrix Reloaded

Guess - Finally leather trench coats become fashionable on Wall Street?

Reality - Much cooler than you could ever imagine.

I told you.

6. Runaway Bride

Guess - Julia Roberts decides to run a 5k. Also she brought her grandfather to watch?

Reality - OH MY GOD THATS GROSS!

Have your eyes puked yet?

Dumb name? Wait until you hear the story behind it.

Loads of new people are named after someone in particular. Usually someone the parents respect or like. But some kids have some god awful names.

1. Chase
"We weren't sure what to name him at first but decided on Chase around his third birthday. Boy that kid LOVED tag. But next Christmas he got a playstation. It's not legal yet, but we're calling him Sit."

2. Joe? Errr Tim....?
"We're not really sure what his name is. We're working on making a real one."

3. Bob
"I had him while I was bobbing for apples. I'm very sentimental."

4. Hercules
"If you would like to see a real model child our son Hercules is just the best. He is fantastic at absolutely everything. He is even great at being an only child. Oh wait, I guess he would be... The other one kind of ruined it."