It's not that simple.

There are never just good and bad movies, good movies are separated into many different sub-groups. Just for your pleasure I decided to list and describe my ranking system of good movies simply because it's I'm not doing anything and your mother is so good to me.

1. Awesome movies - Awesome movies could usually also be referred to as "bro" movies. These are movies with tons of action and shooting and usually a scene where the main character walks away from an explosion in slow-mo but doesn't flinch or look back.
Ex. Lord of the rings (any of the three), scorpion king, the rundown...

2. Funny movies - Good funny movies are simply the best funny movies. Bonus points are awarded for casts including Will Ferrel, John C. Reilly, Seth Rogen or directed by Judd Apatow. These movies usually aren't well directed but they will make you poop "Lols."
Ex. Step Brpthers, Pineapple Express, Anchorman, Talladega Knights...

3. Great movies - These movies are the ones that win all the Oscars. They are usually much more serious and have serious, good actors and actresses. Actors like Marlon Brando and Robert DeNiro, people that actually study film and stuff like that. These movies are for a more mature audience because of sometimes confusing plot lines but in the end they will make you either think or cry. Every once in a while a movie can barely be in this category and barely be in the funny category. These are wildcards like The Princess Bride.
Ex. Michael Clayton, The Godfather, Raging Bull...

Water, batteries and important appointments.

It seemed appropriate to give some guidance to those going through the flood right now, so I put together a list of five things that can possibly save your life.

1. Do: Steal stuff.
2. Say (out loud in a crowded area): OH GEE I could have sworn I turned the water off! (people love that one)
3. Do: Offer to help people clean up after the flood. This is usually a great opportunity to see what kind of crazy things people have that you might want.
4. Think: I better not miss my appointment at Chuck E Cheeses!
5. Do: Don't miss your damn Chuck E Cheese appointment!

If you do, say and think these main five things you're set.