It seemed appropriate to give some guidance to those going through the flood right now, so I put together a list of five things that can possibly save your life.
1. Do: Steal stuff.
2. Say (out loud in a crowded area): OH GEE I could have sworn I turned the water off! (people love that one)
3. Do: Offer to help people clean up after the flood. This is usually a great opportunity to see what kind of crazy things people have that you might want.
4. Think: I better not miss my appointment at Chuck E Cheeses!
5. Do: Don't miss your damn Chuck E Cheese appointment!
If you do, say and think these main five things you're set.
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