lunch surprise nuckaaaa

This is the story of Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson. Mrs. Johnson was a simple woman who lived on her lonesome in a cute little house on Chestnut st. She loved her house more than anything because it was all she had. She had no kids or husband. The one fateful day the city ordered her to move out of her house so they could bulldoze it to make way for a new shopping mall. The very next day a team of construction workers came to kick her old ass out and knock down her house. She had no choice, she had to leave. But Mrs. Johnson never forgot their faces. Months later, when Mrs. Johnson was homeless and living on the streets in town she saw those same construction workers re-building the court house. So this is what she did. She mosied on over to the big old oak tree where the workers had sat their lunches down. They put them under the tree to keep them cool, of course. Smart. So Mrs. Johnson took every single lunch behind the courthouse building and pooped inside all of their sandwiches, and guess what! They ate 'em.